Woolen Gods

A man who combines the dry look with cardigans, 

wields true power.

Man of Argyle

From the "Rejected Looks for Doctor Who" collection.

Come Sail Away.....

If your perfect evening includes hours of Macrame followed by a warm cup of chicory, then this my friend, is the garment for you.

First 50 callers get a free Leo Sayer album...

The Wrap

The sweater suggests "I have a sensitive side" but the shirtlessness boldly states "but don't expect me to cry or some crap".

Christmas is.....Soft Knits

And don't you *&%^ing forget it!

Nothing in this life, did I loathe more than that prerequisite itchy V neck sweater from an Aunt and Uncle. I have never been more honest in saying "You shouldn't have"...

Sweater buddies

Royce never left the house without Dougy on account of him being all shy of girls and stuff. Sadly, Royce would soon learn that the majority of Dougy's "conquests" would be works of fiction.

Mr Relaxo

This guy is the spitting image of an uncle that hung around for a few years until he got replaced. He's kinda rocking the look.

A reminder about Sweaters

Sweaters were put on this earth for two reasons, the first is to make you uncomfortable, the other is to make you  look as silly as possible.  I hate them, so should you.

The Return of Sweater Hell

It seems even the dress alike twins can't contain their dislike for the "Aztec" sweater, talk about people in glass houses!

Is it just me or does the Aztec sweater remind anyone else of Ozymandias from the Watchmen?

More Sweater Hell

Dress alike families perplex me,I know my mum tried this a few times but that sweater would instantly go to the bottom of the drawer for fear of us all wearing it on the same day. She went as far as to put our names on them once in those funky iron on letters, nice try but no luck....

Hey, it's Chief Dresses in the Dark!