Slumber Party Hijinx

Sadly, the fun evening was ruined when a heated debate over whether Jaws 2 cards were worth as much as Empire Strikes Back in "flipsies", caused Richard to call his mom to pick him up.*

(*based on a true story and for the record, Empire Strikes Back were totally worth at least two of your crappy Jaws 2 cards,  Richard!)

Collar King

Ladies and gentlemen, the world's angriest catalog model.

The Perfectsons

Everybody SMILE DAMMIT!

The Libertine

Ladies, please try to avoid Randy's powerful gaze at all cost and whatever you do, DO NOT accept an invitation back to his trailer to see his taxidermy, no matter how appealing that sounds,  IT'S A TRAP!

The pointer suit

A pointer suit man knows how to treat a lady, especially when she's good 'n hammered. 

Hey Guys!

"I'm Sweet Jimmy, the transfer from Idaho. What's happening guys? Guys? Can you hear me? Hellooooooo? Earth to you guys!"

Underwear Party

Just in case an alien race comes to our ruined planet in the far distant future and stumble upon this image, I just want to repeat, this is not a regular thing men do.

Hot comb fail

The daily traffic jam for use of the hot comb was an ongoing source of tension in the Wagner home.

Stripes and Cuckoldry

The addition of Evan seemed to have a signifigant, positive impact into Wayne and Doris's marriage.

No, Mr Bond....

"I Expect you to die!"

Hello there

"Why yes I am following you new friend, you looked lonely over there."

One of Us

"Today you're a seagull Tommy, life changes now"

Say, Jim! Whooooo!!!

Any Lanny sighting is a good one but this particular one may be my favourite, it's going into my scrapbook...

Return of the Lovemakers

Hello Ladies, we shall now begin the dance...

Right On!

Hat satisifaction is a natural high...

International Order of Lovemakers

Their sole objective is your satisfaction...

I just love my job!

Frank's over enthusiasm for the arrival of the Monday morning train eventually grated on his fellow commuters. He was beaten with brief cases one particularly gloomy February morning...

Slumber party silliness

"Pssst Let's put Larry's jock strap in the freezer!"

Sleep over hijinx

"Come on Vince, it's truth or dare!"

Mr Photographer, I'm having some second thoughts

Go with your gut kid, it's never let you down...