The Horrors of Dressing Alike

My children never knew the horrors of seeing their middle-aged neighbors wearing matching (skin tight) powder blue turtlenecks, it's something that haunts me and I post these grim reminders today so history may never repeat itself.

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Togetherness!

I truly hope there is some dignity in that box...

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Mother-Daughter jumpsuits in double knit polyester

I am going back in time to the 90s, starting a band and calling it "Mother-Daughter jumpsuits in double knit polyester". See you at Woodstock '94 suckas!

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Luxurious Loungewear

I want to make fun of these people but i'm secretly envious of their comfort.

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Individuality is where it's at!

And by "Individuality" we mean, dress exactly like each other.

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Aztec Poncho Love

"Aztec Poncho Love" reached number 17 on the top forty charts in 1976.

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velveteen love

Happy Valentine's day, this the ensemble my wife and I will be wearing as we solve mysteries at yacht clubs....

Denim Love

Denim love is a deep kind of love, those who know it's power understand.....

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Peasant Look Night Shirts

I refuse to believe there is a "His" in this equation, this looks 100% exclusively "Hers".

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Togetherness

Something tells me that red shag might need to be steam cleaned tomorrow. 

Actually, they should probably do that once a month regardless, I once found a gummy bear in mine and I never ate them.

polyester crepe

"No really honey, i love it, I can't wait for my dad to see me" he said insincerely.

Slack Suits: His and Her Paisley Corduroy

"Looks like we've got another mystery to solve Betty, let's get back to the van!"

Made for Each Other

Come on honey, let's go share a facebook account!

Jumpsuits!

A Jumpsuit comeback is not only what this world needs, it's what it deserves as well.

C'mon People, let's zip up together....

Starsky Love

A sampling from the Paul Michael Glaser "his 'n hers" collection available only at select Montgomery Ward's locations...

Patriotic Pairing

It's always the fourth of July in the Henderson bedroom.

Denim Devotion

 

I've never been "denim on denim" serious with a girl...

Unisex Crime

My friends got very cruel when I strolled in wearing my wife's flowery blouse and minty pants, they were all just jealous!

The "tie that down" shirt

Fellas, this outfit isn't complete without Capri pants and a purse of your own. Oh and change your name to Susan  because once you wear this in public, that's who you'll be.

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The Silver Rose of Emasculation

"You're right honey, the guys will be jealous when they see us in these, you're always right"