Sixth anniversary caption contest results

I know I said I'd announce on Saturday but you people didn't make it easy for me.

First off, this is the most entries I've ever had for a contest and secondly, it was really tough to judge. I have trouble deciding on lunch almost every day, so to pick just a few that I liked was almost insurmountable.

 I did what I always do when faced with adversity, I passed the buck. After the jump is what myself and my lovely wife consider the be the best.

Before we start, I want to thank everybody who participated, it was very redeeming to know this thing received such overwhelming support.

On the the winners!

Runners Up:
The following 10 folks win a PlaidStallions Prize pack, full of neat stuff and junk found in the corners of my compound/office:

Paul wrote

"Groovy Gold Zippers...Resistance is Futile..."

Sammy wrote:

"And the staring contest of death begins"

John wrote

Blue Shirt: "Which of you is man enough to unzip my amber waves of chest shag?"

Sweater Vest: "Are you kidding? I skipped a key party with Barb to do this!"

Turtleneck: "BOW DOWN BEFORE ZOD"

Brian wrote

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"Of course they overlooked you for Logan's Run--look at your shirt! pffft."

Greg wrote

"...and with Mr. 1's joke, Misters 2 & 3 knew who would be eaten for lunch that day."

Kip wrote

"Jeff knew going with the ring zipper was the best decision he made all day."

John wrote:

Blue Shirt: "Which of you is man enough to unzip my amber waves of chest shag?"

Sweater Vest: "Are you kidding? I skipped a key party with Barb to do this!"

Turtleneck: "BOW DOWN BEFORE ZOD"

Jody wrote:

Hey Man, it's not funny! Don't mock the mock.... turtleneck."

Shappy wrote

"I'm telling you guys, it's all going to be metric system in the future! I'll bet all 10 centimeters of my third "bionic" leg!"

Grand Prize Winner:

 

Grand prize of their choice of either the next ManMates fashion or Project Mantooth doll goes to  Joe who wrote:

"Jurgen coveted their collars, and tonight he would enact his plan..."

My sincere thanks to everyone who entered, watch for another contest this summer. Nerd Therapy Sessions will return in May on Sundays along with Colouring Book Theatre.