Sunday, December 21, 2008

Yule Toyland just a Ployland

This Just in, it would suck large to be this guy's kid. I'm reminded of Grandpa Simpson's rant in a toy store...


Anonymous said...

Mike Wyma sucks in so many ways.

Could his "updating" of the 12 Days of Christmas been any lazier? Dude, at least TRY to make your words fit into the cadence of the original?

"The striking thing about the toys is that they cost 11.99"? Yeah, truly striking.

"Whatever happened to Raggedy Andy"? The kids who owned him were tired of getting their asses kicked so they switched to GI Joes and Micronauts - toys that were actually FUN, you tree-hugging hippie!

Where did you find this relic?

Plaidstallions said...

I found it searching vintage newspapers looking for toy store images, it was so bitter I had to feature it.

Ian Sokoliwski said...

You just know this guy's kids got a lot of wooden hand-made cars.

Which in no way fit on a Hot Wheels track.

JFStan said...

"Nine Pulsars Pulsing" HA! Love it.

"Scroo" this Scrooge. Toy memories are some of my fondest memories, and I'm sure all of PS's visitors feel the same way. And, most all of us turned out fine. :)

wurwolf said...

Well, one thing I gotta say for his dumb song parody: at least he came up with different words for the torture we put our toys through every time. His thesaurus got quite a workout for that column.

What's a Star Wars Force Beam? Is he talking about a light sabre?

Anonymous said...

I hate this guy so much.


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