Did you know that children are growing up every day deprived of the confidence of wearing a suit made by Dupont? Or the luxury of wearing a white belt with white loafers?
You can change all that with a (large) donation to the Plaidstallions Boy's Clubs or "Brick's Kids", your donation will go towards educating a new generation on dressing suave, the importance of matching outfits in relationships and most importantly, the comedy genius of Shirley Hemphill.
Your generous, constant support could help a young person get a little funk in their lives*....
(*That is unless something really cool comes up on Ebay or I just decide to drink it all away which is most likely going to happen)