Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Welcome to the Future!


Good Morning, Welcome to the year 2008. At your front door will be a box containing your new speed suit, we hope this mandatory, durable garment will provide you comfort in the fabulous world of tomorrow.



If you wish to exchange your speed suit for another colour be sure to tell us whether you prefer white or powder blue.

10 comments:

Swinebread said...

AHHHHHhhhhhhhh......

rob! said...

JUST IMAGINE!...all the stuff you can carry with all those pockets! these outfits predicted the need to carry a blackberry, a cellphone, etc...

these catalog readers truly got a glimpse into the future.

Arkonbey said...

Wow. When I was a helo crewman in the US Coast Guard, we always thought that nobody could look bad in a flight suit. Oh, god were we wrong...

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. God. I don't see how those men could possibly sit or even bend over while wearing those tight-ass jumpsuits.

Anonymous said...

Those zippers extend too dangerously far below the equator

Anonymous said...

I would love to go to that future. Jumpsuits are highly underrated because no one wears them. They are comfy and useful. I think that one day jumpsuits will be recognized for their usefulness and the government will mandate them fo everyone under 18. At age 18, they can choose to continue wearing them for life or not. I'm sure everyone will choose the first choice. Besides, at that point they will be so accustomed to them they will bebrainwashed and force their children to wear them as well and every gerneration will wear jumpsuit uniforms. After about 100 years of choice the government will madate them for all citizens, different colors for different statuses. Blue will be for normal civilians. Green is for members of the armed forces. Black is for state employees. Yellow is for construction jobs, for safety reasons. Red is for people with criminal records, orange for detained criminals. Those who live in the country, but are not citizens (green cards, visas, etc.), will wear brown jumpsuits. Pink jumpsuist will be worn by homosexuals, as to separate them from normal people. Clergymen will wear white robes or jumpsuits. No one will be fat because of regulated diets and workouts. A schedule will dictate when people eat and sleep and work, as they all will have to work, even kids. Everyday at 11 a.m. people will report for allegiance ceremonies where they will bow their leader and say the oath of allegiance:
I will work everyday for the leader. I protect his ideas. I will pray to his power. I will never lose faith in him. ALL HAIL THE GRACIOUS LEADER!!

I can only dream. If you widh to aid me in this future respond with your e-mail and I can send you a jumpsuit and a brochure. ALL HAIL THE GRACIOUS LEADER!!

Anonymous said...

That black jumpsuit in the first picture would be well complemented with a couple tassles where the breastpockets are.

Anonymous said...

I think these were Star Trek The Motion Picture rejects.

Jay said...

I was feelin all of them until the all white one..who the hell you supposed to be Super Dave?

Michelle Welch said...

Only the perfect habilitant for the science minded man, who knows both comfort and ease and demands them from his clothing!

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