Annual Reminder

One of the major responsibilities of the PlaidStallions Institute is to serve as a reminder that shag carpeting and toilets were once combined, we must ensure that this never, ever looks like a good idea again. Carry this grim reminder with you, my friends and share with everyone you know.

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Fuzzy Toilet Horrors

"fuzzy white carpet on a toilet" is the number one answer on the Family Feud survey of "Regrettable decor choices" for 45 years running.

Shag Your Toilet

Oh Bathroom Carpet, you never fail to send shivers down my soul..

The Feminine Touch

This bathroom looks like it was designed by a committee of grandmothers. Bathroom carpet, it never stops hurting...

Poop in Style

I knew people who had that carpeting, I remember the feel of that texture and how it made my skin crawl while I was standing on it. Just looking at it is making me shudder...

Toilet Decisions Part Two

While I admit this powder blue number is the bomb and would go with the rug I plan to put in my bathroom, bachelor number two offers something no other toilet can.

The ability to never have to do a decent job of cleaning it.