The Psychedelic Bar

OK, I know I listed this as "greatest bar ever" but that's before I saw this, a combination colour organ and booze dispensary? Where do I get one?

However, what's with "Mr. Nopersonalspace" up there? One sip of whatever concoction he's doling out will have you waking up eight hours later in a Safeway parking lot, guaranteed.

For the Go Getting Drunk

Wow, what can I say about this except does anybody still use these? It's pretty funny that the ad centers on men here, no dames allowed. My dad was a travelling salesman, he must have known guys with these.

It's weird but when I look at what a generation before me considered essential travel equipment, I can't help but feel like less of a man. I spend my business travel drinking two generic beers (actually liquor makes my tummy sad) before falling asleep with a documentary on TV.

Start 'Em Young!

Ha! You call that a collection? My kids are toddlers and already they've had enough aluminum to build two playgrounds and 11 wheelchairs, all from picking up around me on Saturday mornings.

Because I never learn.....

With St. Paddy's day right around the corner, what better time than to provide you with a guide to some of the worst beverages known to man. Two men, four bottles, an evening of bum wine took years off my life.

All next week, it's a tribute to all things Bionic!