Time to get in shape people, my morning routine involves rowing and then a grueling four hours on the slender bender:
Followed by a brisk 45 minutes on the Twist-a-Ciser!
Then i wind down with a relaxing session with my belt massager (No fooling, I own one of these and they're awesome)
I'm gonna look great at the beach this summer....
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3 comments:
That looks like a hell of a routine.
The 'Slender Bender' looks way too much like the medieval torture device the 'rack'. There used to be a gym ad on the radio here all the time of a place called 'The Rack'. My advice on your gym- don't name it after a torture device!
For some reason I'm imagining someone loosening the belt on the belt massager while someone else is using it- and laughing.
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