When I was 17, I had a job which involved tearing out the carpets in a couple of bathrooms that looked just like this. Now, if you'...

 The thought of stepping into that moist carpeting scares me more than the "Doctor Who" music did when I was five....

From the "Why God? Why?" bathroom collection....

Tom Jones man perm, newspaper and a steaming mug of chicory, this guy is classy in ways I can only imagine..

I don't know why but this makes me happy.