As I walk through the grasses of the golfcourse so green, I take a look at my threads and I make sure they're clean. As I've been schmoozing and golfing so long, That even my caddy thinks that my mind is gone.
Now I have never tipped the staff, even if they deserve it, Treating poorfolk with respect? You know that's unheard of, You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking, as I and my homies are all whiter than chalk.
I really hate to brag, but you gotta know, I'm completely under par by a single stroke, fool. I'm the kind of g, the little honkies wanna be like, On the course, day and night wearing threads that don't look right.
Been spendin' most of life, playin golf in honky paradise...
Funny, the title comes from an awkward line in "The Omega Man" but I was initially was trying to figure out to how to "white guy" Ice Cube's "Today was a good day".
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As I walk through the grasses of the golfcourse so green,
ReplyDeleteI take a look at my threads and I make sure they're clean.
As I've been schmoozing and golfing so long,
That even my caddy thinks that my mind is gone.
Now I have never tipped the staff, even if they deserve it,
Treating poorfolk with respect? You know that's unheard of,
You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking,
as I and my homies are all whiter than chalk.
I really hate to brag, but you gotta know,
I'm completely under par by a single stroke, fool.
I'm the kind of g, the little honkies wanna be like,
On the course, day and night wearing threads that don't look right.
Been spendin' most of life, playin golf in honky paradise...
Funny, the title comes from an awkward line in "The Omega Man" but I was initially was trying to figure out to how to "white guy" Ice Cube's "Today was a good day".
ReplyDeleteIsn't this the opening scene, in the film, Xanadu? :D
ReplyDeleteAre you George Jefferson?
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