I've been in love before, done some crazy things I'm no longer proud of but I've never been "wear a white t shirt with a backhanded compliment about myself" in love.
It was so sad when these two got divorced in the Me Decade and they found the shirts in an old box, as they split up their stuff.
Mike wanted a new, younger wife, that aerobics instructor who giggled during "Punky Brewster" and didn't remind him of the 70s.
For Linda's part, the lines in her face began to show ("They're smile lines", her Mom would say) and she wondered what she would do now. She thought about getting into real estate, and wondered if she would ever love again.
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It was so sad when these two got divorced in the Me Decade and they found the shirts in an old box, as they split up their stuff.
ReplyDeleteMike wanted a new, younger wife, that aerobics instructor who giggled during "Punky Brewster" and didn't remind him of the 70s.
For Linda's part, the lines in her face began to show ("They're smile lines", her Mom would say) and she wondered what she would do now. She thought about getting into real estate, and wondered if she would ever love again.
When's the book come out Rob? LOL
ReplyDeleteOh, Lord, I bought these for my parents for Christmas when I was in junior high. I don't recall them ever wearing them.
ReplyDeleteIm his because The Jim Jones Put Us Together
ReplyDeleteI'm hers because She Let's Me Keep Body Parts In The Deep Freezer