Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Put Togethers : A New Name For Terror


Not content to let JC Penney's Man Mates collection roam the earth unchallenged as the world's only "Permanent Bachelor Wear" so Monkey Wards came up with "Put Togethers" a series of outfits that should have made God angry. All this month we'll be featuring new put togethers, leaving you to judge which line is worse. For now, enjoy Captain Lime and the Pastel Force.

6 comments:

  1. the guy on the right is either

    a)Klaus Kinski

    or

    b)the guy that tried assassinate John Cuscak in Grosse Pointe Blank

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  2. Only real men feel confident when they look like sherbert.

    Chris

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  3. "Pastels-the cool color coordinates"... if you are a seven year old girl...

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  4. No, the guy on the right looks like Charlton Heston might have in the Omega Man -- on the Friday before the germ warfare started!

    -DC

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  5. The all look like bad guys from an episode of Barnaby Jones or Kojack

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