Contest time! I couldn't think of the right caption for this, so i'm opening the floor to you, The winner will receive a pack of goodies and will be announced tomorrow, fire away!
One of these Hugh Hefner's is not like the others. One of these Hugh Hefner's just doesn't belong. Plus Ron Burgundy's long lost uncle makes a rare appearance.
The friends laughed, a little to hard. Yes, Gilbert had bragged his sideburns were the best and most luscious. And yes, maybe they were. But a line had been crossed, and Gilbert had gone too far with his sideburn pride. An ironic death was to be his; first, the paralytic agent had been introduced into his bourbon. It did its work fast. Then, the Lucite coating had been poured from the trap in the ceiling onto Gilbert's frozen body.
Yes, Gilbert's sideburns would be on display for all too see... for all eternity
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ReplyDeleteThe U.S. Senate Ethics Committee
ReplyDelete...so then he said "Rectum? Damn near killed em."
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ReplyDeleteOne of these Hugh Hefner's is not like the others. One of these Hugh Hefner's just doesn't belong. Plus Ron Burgundy's long lost uncle makes a rare appearance.
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ReplyDeleteRandy and the boys never tired of reliving the Fondue Party Fiasco of '73.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Grandma's drapes could be so comfortable! Nice sewing job, Phil.
ReplyDeleteThe friends laughed, a little to hard. Yes, Gilbert had bragged his sideburns were the best and most luscious. And yes, maybe they were. But a line had been crossed, and Gilbert had gone too far with his sideburn pride. An ironic death was to be his; first, the paralytic agent had been introduced into his bourbon. It did its work fast. Then, the Lucite coating had been poured from the trap in the ceiling onto Gilbert's frozen body.
ReplyDeleteYes, Gilbert's sideburns would be on display for all too see...
for all eternity
Casting my anon vote for Jason Gross.
ReplyDelete...while smiling a bit at the sore-loser anon who just -had- to drag in American politics.
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ReplyDeleteLighten up, Francis.