I don't think I'd be able to choose between this bathroom decor, I mean the furry job above means you wouldn't have to clean your toilet often (if you know what I mean fellas).
But the gold carpeting on this bad boy would mean I really wouldn't have to worry about my aim at all. You could just splash away, nobody would be the wiser.
To be honest, the site of carpet near a toilet would send me into "Silkwood shower" mode.
the one directly above is the result of a toilet being hit by cosmic rays!
ReplyDeleteGahh!
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was wondering if there was anything out there worse than those squishy vinyl-covered seats!
You got it, Rob.. In addition to the "Beast" and "The Thing" models, toilets in the 70's were also available in "Toad", "Silver Surfer" (yikes!), "The Blob" and "Human Torch" (ouch!)
ReplyDeleteArkonbey, my family had one of those squishy vinyl-covered seats. At first it was fine, and it's beach-ball smell was a welcome deoderant to our bathroom. But then a small rip appeared in the seat and every time I sat on it, the sharp vinyl edge of the rip would stab or pinch me in the bum.
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ps - what the hell is that police-siren looking thing on top of the silver toilet??
ReplyDeleteOh crap!!! My grandma had the bottom one with pepto bismol pink instead of orange. wow.
ReplyDeleteDH: Ewww! I forgot about rips. Thanks for that reminder :)
ReplyDeleteI am also wondering about the police flasher on the toilet tank.
The top one looks almost like someone skinned Chuck E. Cheese, hat and all, and made a toilet cover out of him.
ReplyDeleteOh man, my grandma was such a 70's home decor freak...when i was little she had all that brass furniture, like the stools and record album holder. She had tangerine and brown striped couches...the material was a funky wool knit or something. Like sitting on a sweater. Gold brocade curtains and tangerine and gold carpet.
ReplyDeleteI think the "siren" on top is exactly that, because everyone involved in the making of that thing needs to be locked up.
ReplyDeleteThe top one almost looks like a Chia Toilet.
ReplyDeleteYou can either purchase the decor in the top picture, or you can refuse to clean your toilet for three months and hope the fungus ends up looking like that.
ReplyDeleteNot only is the toilet cover on the top just crazy, but to have a decorative fern behind it is just over the top.
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