Friday, June 18, 2010

1982 Kenner Indiana Jones Line


Despite it's parentage of Lucas and Spielberg, Indiana Jones has never been the merchandising success like it's cousins Star Wars and E.T. Although one could blame that on it's historical surrounds or it's lack of wookies, it's really never been established why.


One of the best attempts at merchandising Indy was Kenner's 1982 "Adventures of Indiana Jones" line, released in 1982, a year after the film made it's debut, it was a nicely made if not sparse toy line that ran for two years. What little did come out was actually quite nice and now very collectible.:

Click Here to Visit the 1982 Kenner Indiana Jones Catalog


More Kenner Deliciousness:


Thursday, June 17, 2010

Doctor Who Auditions

An incredible simulation of the BBC circa 1974 upon the announcement of Jon Pertwee leaving the role...

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

She's Got No Water Captain!

The above Enterprise water pistol pretty much epitomizes why I love rack toys in the first place. The first thing is it's fragility, there was no way these things should have survived a trip to the car let alone being kept mint in package for 35 years. The other is, well, look at this thing, it's a strange combination of goofy and awesome. I don't know whether to laugh or be in awe of it.

AHI




Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Nerdy DVD Day!


While I don't regularly talk about DVDs here, there are just some things I cannot ignore and today there are three of them.

Firstly, the good folks at Cinematic Titanic (who used to be the good folks at Mystery Science Theatre 3000) have a new release in the form of "Danger On Tiki Island".

Not only are the CT Live DVDs absolutely hilarious but the film itself is one of those Eddie Romero "Blood Island" movies retitled. I really enjoy those movies on their own, getting them riffed is like getting free french fries in your onion rings.

You can be environmentally friendly and download the whole affair for $9.99, it's well worth it.



I really have to mention the "Sleazy Sci Fi of the 1970s" compliation DVD available today as well.

Not only does th set include "2069: A Sex Oddysey" (the infamous movie I got busted with as a young lad) but also the camp classic "Invasion of the Bee Girls" .

There is a third film included that I have not seen. It's too bad this set didn't include the (terrible) British sexy sci fi romp "Spaced Out" as it would truly be a trifecta of my puberty movie watching.





Finally, the 1980 cult classic Flash Gordon is out on Blue Ray today. I don't own a player but if there was ever a film to watch in high definition, I'd imagine this would be the one.

The thing is such an explosion of colour and sound, it makes perfect sense. Plus, the bigger and louder the Brian Blessed, the better I say.

The Blouse Brothers


"We're on a mission from Mommy"


Monday, June 14, 2010

Parachuting Belushis?

From the "you think you've seen everything" department come these Rack Toys by Imperial based on the underrated Spielberg comedy "1941" particularly the parachuting figures of "wild" Bill Kelso played by john Belushi. It's certainly one of the most logical parachuting figures I've ever seen.
Another completely logical rack toy, I don't often string those words together.
Gliders, completely sound considering the amount of planes in the film. I'm not sure if these were made however, if you have any childhood recollection of this stuff drop me a line.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Galoob A Team Catalog


In 1984, Galoob toys launched an exciting line of toys based one of the bigger surprise hits of the decade. The A Team was a loud, fun and somewhat cartoony adventure show that had adults laughing and children everywhere captivated. It makes perfect sense that this motely crew would become part of a merchandising phenomenon.

With the movie coming out and all the new merchandise, it felt like a good idea to take a look at what had come before.

Click on the images below to see larger pages with descriptions:





Visit the 1984 Galoob A Team Catalog Here



Another kind of "A Team"

G.I. Joe Action Team Line from Germany


Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Star Spangled Dolls

From the "You think you've seen it all department" comes these American History (Possibly Bicentenial influenced) figures from Mattel. Obviously these figures are a tidy reuse of the Sunshine Family molds but in historical garb.


I got curious and after a little ebay searching did find a boxed "Southern Belle" on ebay, which I didn't purchase but at least it does confirmed these made it to market. Just what I needed, more knowledge I can't really use practically or to make money with....

More Sunshine Family:

Monday, June 07, 2010

Pistols of the Apes

Mattel got some mileage out of their popular line of Western and Machine guns by adding a Gorilla mask and Planet of the Apes logo to them. While these aren't accurate to the movies, toys far weirder than these saw release.

If you still have these from childhood, I recall reading that they're really desirable these days.


planet of the apes azrak hamway toys


Sunday, June 06, 2010

Evil Meatball Vs Cat


If you haven't already I urge you all to check out the fun site Evil Meatball Vs Cat, a relatively new blog that creates illogical licensed toy items that while hilarious, you probably wouldn't blink at if you saw them at your local Walgreens.

I must admit that I feel something of a kinship with Joe, the brains behind this fun enterprise. Probably because of his love of rack toys but also he's the only other person on the planet that spent precious time doing the "parachuting Rock Hudson toy gag". I asked him a few questions about his site:

What inspired you to create this fun blog?

I'm glad you asked! The idea came from actual rack toys that bordered on (or outright exceeded) absurdity. One site has quite a collection of these toys, it's called Plaid Stallions (you may have heard of it), and they definitely fueled the fire so to speak.

The central concept of EMvC is: "What if properties (movies, television) that had little or no licensing potential were licensed anyway?" I must acknowledge, however, that some real, existing toys and collectibles have achieved a level of weirdness I can only dream of.

I also vowed to treat each item as real, as if I had discovered it rather than created it (some of my visitors who comment have taken up this attitude as well, which has made it fun). That way I could distance myself from the more offensive ones by blaming it on the "manufacturer". :)


Where does the name come from?

You're not the first to ask! My daughter was riding in the back seat of the car (she was seven at the time), and she was just making up silly things. Suddenly she said, "How about Evil Meatball Vs. Cat?" I knew at that moment, even before I had a concept to attach to it, that I wanted to use it somehow. So I grabbed the domain name and awaited further inspiration (see question 1).


What are some of your pop culture fascinations?

I'm definitely a sci-fi geek at an epic level, so all things sci-fi tend to dominate my life. I'm also a movie nut, and rock at movie trivia. I also believe that "reality" (read: staged contest) shows exist solely to be made fun of on clip shows. Not surprisingly, I'm also a toy collector.


I've noticed lately my language is concocted almost entirely of quotes from television and movies, and metaphors that relate to pop-culture icons and events. It seems that the "culture" in pop culture is taking hold in our society in a serious way. What will future archaeologists think of us? That we worshiped television and movies? Well, they'd be right.

If you could actually produce one toy from EMVC what would it be?


Well, it might be one I decided not to post. My first attempt at a pinball machine was based on Logan's Run, but when I finished it, I realized it wasn't actually funny, it was just really cool. So I ended up changing it to "Breakin' 2". I plan on posting the Logan's Run pinball on EMVC's Facebook page soon.


When I finished the "Breakin' 2" pinball machine, I actually thought it would be cool if it were real. It seemed to be the perfect representation of all things '80's. But no, the Billy Jack Atari game, definitely.




Job Interview time, where do you see yourself in five years?

Well, god willing, all of those years investing in multi-state lotteries will have paid off and I'll be wallowing in large amounts of cash. And EMvC will be more popular than Amazon, eBay and Facebook combined. :)

But seriously, who knows what the future holds? This is just a project I enjoy working on, and if it garners me an army of loyal followers who will obey my every command, fine, and if not, that's ok too. It's all good.

Thanks Joe, everyone else please bookmark Evil Meatball Vs Cat , visit often and tell your friends, you will be happy you did.

Saturday, June 05, 2010

Action Man Visits a Toy Shop

Tying in nicely to yesterday's catalog, we have another cool toy store appearance by Action Man, well Action Men really as the regular and space version showed up at toy stores across the UK in a special vehicle. They didn't show the car sadly but we do have a sweet, sweet shot of an Action Man toy aisle circa 1979...


plaid Stallions mall appearance gallery

Send me your mall appearance photos!

Friday, June 04, 2010

Palitoy Action Man 1979

Palitoy Action Man for 1979


While G.I. Joe was a fond memory for North American kids, he was living large in the UK under the guise of Action Man. Action Man was not only popular but he was outselling Star Wars action figures, which is no small feat.

What differentiates the line from the G.I. Joe we knew as a kid is that Action Man never lost it's military flavour. Sure you could get an Adventurer with a beard but for the most part, Action Man was a clean cut, rough and tumble soldier (and sometimes space ranger) with a multitude of cool outfits and a battalion of groovy vehicles to back him up.


Palitoy Action Man for 1979


Palitoy Action Man for 1979




Included in this great catalog are some shots of my pal Bill Frost's wicked Action Man collection, which includes US characters like Atomic Man and Bullet Man with a UK twist.



Palitoy Action Man for 1979


Click Here to Visit the 1979 Palitoy Action Man Catalog

More Military Might:

mego in mexico lili ledy 1977 G.I. Joe in Germany


Thursday, June 03, 2010

I'm Psychic

The kid on the end is from Canada and enjoys bicycling. The boy on the opposite end also likes bicycles just not as much. The boy in the middle is indifferent.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

The Ghost of Captain Kidd

I've always really liked the Matchbox Fighting Furies line, a big reason for that was the Ghost of Captain Kidd figure. What a great idea for the third figure, make him a cool glow in the dark Ghost pirate. I'd put him in my personal top ten of best Glow in the Dark action figures ever and like a lot of things I admire, I don't own one..


Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Return of the Butterfly Shirt

I blogged about this yellow attrocity three years ago and was surprised that it wasn't a mistake, it really was being sold as a man's t shirt! Granted it looks a little less ridiculous on this guy than it did on the rugged individual previously but it's still in no way flattering. I can only imagine the look of horror on men's faces across the country tearing open a present containing this, knowing they'd have to be seen in public with it on at least once in their lifetime.

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