I love Redd Foxx but I kind of think it weird that a toy company (my guess would be Shindana) thought that the nightclub comic and TV Superstar would make the perfect Teddy Bear.
Maybe his TV Character Fred Sanford but Foxx himself worked pretty blue, bless his heart. One of his sayings, "Wash your face before you kiss me kid" makes me laugh though, I so have to own this.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go put batteries in my daughters Tickle me Artie Lange.
Oooh La! La! A weird treat today, a disco era Lingerie Catalog complete with odd outfits, weird hair and maybe just a bit of Le Sexy? A few of my favourites below:
"The high council demands you disrobe now!" Nice shoulders!
"The Mavis", just in case you wondered what your Aunt who drinks a box of wine everyday looked like in sumpin' skimpy. Somebody get her a chesterfield.
"Where are you going? Why are you laughing?"
Sure some of you might argue about the Shogun Warriors Godzilla but the HG Toys Godzilla VS the Tricephalon set actually gives you an entire to city to trash, complete with army men and Monster to fight.
When I first saw this in the back of Famous Monsters, my mouth started to water a little. I still don't have one, dammit!
Tomorrow we go nuts with Fugly Lingerie....
Is it just me or does this lingerie look like something out of Jessica-5's wardrobe on the old Logan's Run TV Series?
Bidee-Biddee-Bideee How much for a Rusty Trombone?
I bought a lingerie catalog from the 70's, that's right I touched a used Lingerie catalog, I don't feel well.
Third installment of this series is now up on Plaid Stallions featuring vintage shots of displays featuring Tonka Trucks, Hot Wheels, Mego Superheroes, Atari and Intellivision, Star Wars, GI Joe, 2-XL, Space Lego and a whole lot more.
Spread the word and if you have anything to contribute, I'm listening.
Again with the Welcome Back Kotter and how often do you see licensed merchandise from Convoy ?
1) You haven't seen your best friend in over two years nor do you return their calls.
2) All your cool stuff is no longer on display in your apartment
3) YOU ARE WEARING THIS OUTFIT!
RUN!
The Incredible walking Hulk toy seemed pretty logical in 1978, I'm not sure what it's real purpose is. It just walks around, it seems the novelty would wear off in moments but I could be wrong. All I know is, that I'm sure it would scare the hell out of me on one of my 3 am kitchen visits.......
Somewhat more logical is the Incredible Hulk Bop Bag, except that it's giving children the message that no harm will come to you, if you throw punches at muscular men who are already agitated.
More Amish Lingerie, this time with Chamber pot accessory. Nothing says, "We're done having sex" more than this ensemble.....
For the next little while, I'm going to devote Friday's to features on the site, adding new toy catalogs, store pics, what I can fin relating to old toys.
Today it's the 1978 True Value Hardware Toy Catalog, which really captures the sci fi explosion thanks to Star Wars.
A lot of great toys are representing, from Micronauts to Tobor, from Barbie to those Hungry, Hungry, Hippos, enjoy!
I may have been a lad but I remember growing Skipper pretty well, the idea that she blossoms with a click of a bottom was pretty damn cool. I'm surprised Mattel didn't add this mechanism into He-Man or Big Jim somehow.
Sure, today's toys have soundchips and fancy doo-dads but ours could grow up in an instant! Now if you'll excuse me I have to hike my pants up to my armpits and drive around with my left clicker on....
Added Bonus: Mod Haired Ken, for some reason the good people at Shoprite think Ken is some sort of master spy and not the original template for the metrosexual. What would that guy need disguises for?
The infamous ManMates clothing line returns! Is the guy in front their leader? Cause he has like, the best jacket ever....
Quite possibly one of the coolest playsets ever, it even has secret passageways. Sadly I was eight when I saw my first one, so I had to be all cool about it. I want one now though, for my kids of course......
I never paid much attention to Bionic Woman Merchandise as a kid but the one thing I've noticed is they were always trying to do that dangerous mix of adventure toy and fashion doll.
Take her Beauty Salon/Repair Station or her Dome House, a domesticated version of Steve's mission control center. Although I have to admit, Steve looks comfy in there....
Could this possibly be the grooviest piece of Sesame St merchandise ever? If I owned these, they'd be the only things I'd wear and I mean only.
Revamped the Plaidstallions website yesterday, drop by and let me know your thoughts.
While I'm elated to see the ad states this wonderful ensemble is available in "Chubby", I've always been more of a "Fatty fatty two by four"...
So many things about this toy would never fly in today's world. Starting with the accurate hand gun but let's not forget the fact that the toy makes you shoot a Gorilla, which is wrongly depicted as savage? Somehow I think these people would frown on such a toy getting out there today.
If I remember correctly, there was also a cowboy like this.....
Added a fantastic True Value Hardward toy catalog from 1976 to the site today, from Barbie to Jaws, Steve Austion to the Green Arrow, it's in there. check it out here
There is nothing I hate recieveing more than sweaters because that's what do in them but who can argue with the smilling gentlemen from JC Penney? What are these guys in a band?
I'm positive these two came to my high school to teach us about the evils of drugs and premarital sex.
Sitcom merchandising is always a curious thing when it goes beyond the obvious catch phrase T shirt or poster. The best example of this would be "Welcome Back Kotter" which was licensed a great deal due to it's popularity with younger kids (like me!)
But did anyone want Action Figures? I can just imagine the kid on Christmas morning who unwrapped his Mr Kotter doll, "Gee Mom, you shouldn't have". I seem to recall seeing a whole wall of unsold Mr Kotter and Horshak dolls as a teenager.....
I've featured this before but it's worth repeating, the Sweathogs Dress shirt, complete with giant floating Gabe Kaplan heads, somebody is getting lucky tonight.....
And finally, who in their right mind wanted to read the comic book adventures of the Sweathogs?
I'll tell you who, Me! For some odd reason I bought like all of these comics, years after the series was cancelled too. I never saw this fine treasury edition (image borrowed from the amazing Treasury Comics Website )but if I do, I plan on getting it. Pity me.....
Is "All dressed up for your Saturday Night up beat" really a sentence? Two years earlier this guy was probably wearing this.
Found this surfing ebay tonight, if someone buys it for me, I promise to wear it to work with a webcam so you can catch all my co workers reactions.
Same deal applies to this, providing it can fit on my head.....
These Star Wars Playsuits are head and shoulders above the Ben Cooper Darth Vader suit I wore in '78, but where are the humans?
Did anyone else have remote controlled R2-D2? Did it break like 3 days after you got it? Mine did, the only thing it would do after that was make those high pitched squeals, the batteries magically went missing after a long car ride.....
Plaidstallions is also on Myspace, hook up with us and be our friend.....
Ahhhhhh, Star Wars bedding. I'm not sure I ever had the the sheets to any of these but my mom was always cool and buy me the pillow case.
This pic from the 1979 Sears Canada is the bomb, not only does the kid have Empire sheets months before the movie comes out but he's got the cool cardboard Deathstar and the Micronauts Star Defender! Lucky!
I actually still have the pillow case from this set, one night I put it on my son's bed. He looked horrified and asked me to switch the pillow case. My rebuttal of "But that's Boba Fett!" had no effect on a four year old who has never seen Star Wars.......
Relive the famous Death Star dogfight over and over again as Luke and Vader go around in circles! You have to commend Kenner for this one, this was well before decent affordable home video games...
Not to say that Star Wars merchandise wasn't cutting edge technology, check out this amazing digital watch!
Canada got some neat exclusive Star Wars stuff and this page from '79 represents my favourite period for the Kenner (Here in Canada Irwin) toys
The cardboard deathstar was also sold in the UK but not in the US, the Utility belts did not make George Lucas happy and were quickly deleted. I had one, they were really crappy. The stuffed Jawas are tough to find as is a Canadian only 3 foot tall Chewie, it's what keeps me going to yard sales and Value Village.......
